Formal vs Informal Diction

I reckon the other week I went ta vistit one of them stores that gots all those neat fridges n stuff. I went with my ma n recall getn some food not too sure what it was but i can tell you it took us as long as a old sheep chompn' a bug to get through one of em lines they got there. I got one of them watya call its in the candy Aile, darn tootn good i can tell ya that partner. I did some of that old homework too ta lighten up the stack. Then i hit they hay to start my morning early the next day, thats how its gotta be done around here so i can get my edumacation at the old school grounds. well I best be goin' to bed now n' you should be too you now ya' hear.